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Bigged
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a lot of conjecture about the Mallard speed record.
From what I have read about the steaming capacity, cylinder size and all those other bits that determine just how fast a steam loco can go it may have been a bit of wishfull thinking.
100 mph tops was achievable but 126mph??? Rodney Dangerfield I think a few people had their hands on their dicks during this run!
Anyway the thing broke soon after and was fucked for the rest of the trip.
A record to me is only when timed accuratley by those swiss cunts with kick arse timepieces and only when the machine can be used straight away for another go!
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Serviceton_kev



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Location: On the shitter at Big C in Thailand!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poida!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Milo Kerrigan!!

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Then there's the telestubbies!!

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Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good ole punchdrunk Milo Laughing

Thanks for those Kev, forgot how funny that cunt was We are not worthy
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Petey3801



Joined: 04 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw this on another forum... Those graffitti fucktards might want to watch out for the "Friggin Express"...

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Edit: Wrong name
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Skraw
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Joined: 14 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell me if you can't pick what is going to happen here. They couldn't. What amazes me is the lack of reaction.
How to drop a tree proper good like...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The train crash scene out of the Burt Lancaster movie "The Train". A nice pile up, if I say so myself!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Classic Car Fun

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Yes, it fuckin well is available, it works clicking on link.

More Car Fun

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Top marks to the bus driver, and where the fuck did the second truck come from?

Classic Gun Fun

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Classic Signature Fun

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been waiting for some mug to put these up on the 'tube...


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Five in a Row.


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Another Five in a Row.

"Slightly more music" Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DAAS!

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Flacco!

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Pate Biscuit!

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The Empty Pockets!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last it's turned up on YooToob! McRawhide Jimmy!

One for the Scottish bastards!


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(it sounded funnier on radio...)
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Achmed the Dead Terrorist....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=E_AaLOnePss
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a bloke you Bastards might enjoy listening too!

Tim Minchin!
A (not the best) version of "Inflatable You":

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"So Fucking Rock"

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"10 Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins"

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this one doesn't belong on Railbastard I don't know where it should go!


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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