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TheLoadedDog
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Rules:
1. There aren't any really. Try to keep 'em short and sweet, but you don't have to.
I'll start:
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The idiot who, in railway carriages,
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TheLoadedDog
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A RAILBASTARD-friendly Xylophone (turn up your speakers). Not work-safe:
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We only suffer
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TheLoadedDog
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I'm pretty sure I've done some of these before, but fuck it (speakers, NSFW, etc):
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Benny
Who told you this Bullshit??
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Yuck.
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ninthnotch
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Skraw
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26 March 2011... can't come quick enough.
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Skraw
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Skraw
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Let fly with the biqua jokes...
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ninthnotch
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http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
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Get a fucken move-on
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TheLoadedDog
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http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
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TheLoadedDog
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Make Glaswegian tenement dwellers swear at you by throwing snowballs at their windows.
"Ere, don't 'it mah windie! Hit some cunt elsies!"
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biqua
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SthAustRailFan
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fucking fuck, your all a bunch of weird cunts 
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ninthnotch
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Random slash fan-fiction generator
Again, NSFW
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johnmc
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That brought up George Clooney/George W Bush. 
You Are Going to Die..... 
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