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Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 873 Location: Hanging out the door of a rattler
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:46 pm Post subject:
johnmc wrote:
...and I am now officially over any site which includes "rate my..." in the title.
(maybe someone wants to rate *that*)
I'm not going to search for it but I'd bet my left that there's a worse one out there and it probably involves rating 3-legged items of seating furniture...
On a different tack this is old but still weird:
Chat with Rod Speed _________________ 26 March 2011... can't come quick enough.
Not exactly weird this one, but very clever. Maybe biqua can understand the language?
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands .
Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. Don't try to click on any of the products pictured, just wait and see what happens. And be sure you have your sound turned up.
HEMA (originally an acronym for Hollandse Eenheidsprijzen Maatschappij Amsterdam, "Dutch Standard Prices Company Amsterdam") is a Dutch department store chain. It was part of the Maxeda company until June 2007, when it was bought by Lion Capital LLP.The chain is characterized by relative low pricing of generic housewares, which are mostly made by and for the chain itself.
The first HEMA opened in Amsterdam on November 4th, 1926. Originally, as a price-point retailer, goods were sold using standard prices (hence its name), with everything costing 25 or 50 cents, and later also 75 and 100 cents. After World War II, this model could not be sustained and the standard pricing system was abandoned. But a period of rapid expansion followed: now almost every town of any importance in the Netherlands has a HEMA. Locations carry a wide variety of goods, including clothing, food, bicycle equipment, gardening tools, and office supplies.
Since the 1990s, HEMA has also expanded in Belgium and Germany. Today HEMA operates 56 stores in Belgium and 9 in Germany.
(edit - Dude, no pictures of fingers in people's bottoms. I'm in enough trouble at work as it is. - 'notch)
Apologies mate. I was hoping a diagram wouldn't be frowned upon, but I'll be sure to tread more carefully henceforth. _________________ Friends, Cunts, Romanrymen: Lend me your ears!
(edit - Dude, no pictures of fingers in people's bottoms. I'm in enough trouble at work as it is. - 'notch)
Apologies mate. I was hoping a diagram wouldn't be frowned upon, but I'll be sure to tread more carefully henceforth.
'Salright. Just, yeah: I don't trust 'em at the moment and if the internet log file comes back involving anything like that... _________________ Get a fucken move-on
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Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 873 Location: Hanging out the door of a rattler
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:09 am Post subject:
Benny wrote:
Not exactly weird this one, but very clever. Maybe biqua can understand the language?
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands .
Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. Don't try to click on any of the products pictured, just wait and see what happens. And be sure you have your sound turned up.
That's great! Not sure I'd buy their products though - they look a bit faulty!
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For more entertainment as usual read the boneheaded comments below it. Proof that YouTube comment makers are descended from apes - the slime in a gorilla's armpit that is. _________________ 26 March 2011... can't come quick enough.
Not exactly weird this one, but very clever. Maybe biqua can understand the language?
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands .
Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything and it's in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. Don't try to click on any of the products pictured, just wait and see what happens. And be sure you have your sound turned up.
I can't understand it, but I showed it to the Dutchies at work and they loved it - they seem to love the store in general - cheap but not nasty, and a good mix of things even with a food section. _________________ http://biqua.fotopic.net/
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