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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read the movie reviews.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bigfella wrote:
Read the movie reviews.


Holy crap! Those godbotherers need to get out more! I read two reviews of kids' movies and they sounded like Saw 2!! (Zathura and Wallace & Gromit)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the comments like;
Exposition of glutemous fissure-repeated (I think it means you see a lot of arse crack in the film), fourteen use of the most foul of the foul words (fucked if I know what that could be),suggestion of orgasm, lunacy with a firearm, men in towels only, etc. etc. that crack me up. And the fact that they obviously hire the DVD and then sit down for however long taking notes about all the shocking things in the film. Even Star Wars cops it for things such as female anatomy ghosting through thin clothing , statue nudity and seeking counsel from unholy ethereal beings'. All you have to do for a good laugh is click on any film and have a look at the list of things they don't like about it. There's also a picture of a bloke that pops up every now and then that looks like a typical gunzel.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I drew you a spider
There's more good stuff on this site - Mac fans better look at the iWank Pro link on the left.

EDIT: the site isn't working at the moment, but somone caputured the spider one here
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another Baptist Church

Look at their posters

I'll try and find something non religious next time.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biqua wrote:
I drew you a spider
There's more good stuff on this site - Mac fans better look at the iWank Pro link on the left.

EDIT: the site isn't working at the moment, but somone caputured the spider one here


It works now. I had a good cack at some of the stuff on there, I'll look at the rest at work when I have to look busy. Shit-eating grin
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biqua wrote:
I drew you a spider
There's more good stuff on this site - Mac fans better look at the iWank Pro link on the left.

EDIT: the site isn't working at the moment, but somone caputured the spider one here


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geez Bigfella, those movie reviewers are harsh. Fascinatingly, oddly, wierdly, devoutly harsh.

Their big 10/10 film is Mary Poppins, after that it's filth, pure filth.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who in the name of all that is good and right came up with inflicting this on kids?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Farkin hell notch that bloke looks like he regulary has a penile worm going in and out of his anal orifice!
I'm not letting my kids watch this smut!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that a one-eyed monster wasn't accidental.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about an ad for a cross dressing pest controller who can't sing?

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The horror... the horror...

Then there's Midget Star Trek crew that gets termites while in space...

"I'm a doctor! Not an entomologist!"

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha thats awesome, anymore, Gotta try and keep these tears from my eyes.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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