How to legislate pub fights.

ninthnotch · Site Admin Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 2340

Worked so well in Melbourne, they rescinded it a few weeks ago.
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VBAndy · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject:

Easiest way to lose an election, get in between and aussie and their beer.
Easiest way to win an election, promise to drop tax on grog and allow more 24 hour pubs Shit-eating grin

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Bigged · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject:

VBAndy · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject:

Apologies sir. Mind you, if you find a 24 hour pub selling Schooners at $2.50 a go...I won't need the fuckin trains and rooting Shit-eating grin

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jibbonpoint · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:39 am Post subject:

So what's new? Once upon a time there was 6 o'clock closing in order to get the men to go home to their loved ones. It became known as the "6 o'clock swill" whereby ALL drinkers guzzled down schooners at a great rate.

Alcohol it's part of our culture & needs to be controlled by the individual. If the individual is a dickhead, sort him/her out, not make (us) responsible people pay.
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Secret Agent · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject:

The title reminds me of the scene in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" where Paul Newman tells Ted Cassidy that there are going to be some rules before they have a fight!

Ted Cassidy retort's "Rules in a fistfight"! Shit-eating grin

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jibbonpoint · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:59 am Post subject:

VBAndy · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject:

I honestly think the government has some kind of super secret squirrel underline cause for all the recent bans and enforcements. The blanket being improving the quality of pubs, reducing pub violence, drink driving etc etc etc. I reckon these namby pamby cunts just want to abolish as many pubs as they can to make room for more of the Yuppie la di fuckin da cafes and Chinese restaurants.

Hell between the smoking bans, tax hikes on booze, lock-outs, earlier last calls, emo fucktards swarming the place & pub bands also turning majorly homo-gayus... I haven't set foot in a pub for some 3 months.

It is so much cheaper, and much more enjoyable for me to stay home with mates or go to the mates. You split the price and quantity of a slab or two, smoke where ever you like, choose the music, choose the grub & most importantly...you choose the last call.

I can safely say unless theres a special occasion...my days of pub crawling are done and dusted, courtesy of one fuckin nanny government that sucked all that was wholesome and pure from the publican.

The whole scheme will back fire...people will drink more at home, end up driving to maccas pissed as a fart at 3 in the fuckin morning and park in someones loungeroom. Assault the guy whose wife they just demolished with their flying drunk mobile then proceed to urinate on public property and rape the neighbours pet lizard. Add the loss of revenue at pubs which will surely in the long run kill off most of the battlers & you have one very bad fucking idea.

For the sake of public safety, give us back our fuckin pubs!
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jibbonpoint · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:54 pm Post subject:

Comeng301M · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject:

[quote="VBAndy"]It is so much cheaper, and much more enjoyable for me to stay home with mates or go to the mates. You split the price and quantity of a slab or two, smoke where ever you like, choose the music, choose the grub & most importantly...you choose the last call.
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Unless the fucken jacks tell you to "kill the music". Although I do agree 100% with what you said
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VBAndy · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:25 pm Post subject:

Comeng301M, generally I keep the music down after 12am. A common courtesy I like to think my neighbours would also give me. Having said that, I live in a street full of 60+ and I've never heard loud music in this steet period Razz

Once again back to this ridiculous serving in cups motion, this killed all sports for me, not just me pubs. I don't enjoy going to the footy, races or the V8's nearly as much as I used to because I feel like some form of castrated baby being forced to drink from a "big boys" fucking sippy cup! I remember getting home from the G one night and my son was drinking out of my beer glass...and I'd spent the night drinking from fucking plastic "I'm mentally retarded and cannot be trusted with glass" fucking cups!

Now I don't blame the guvinment entirely for this one...as Jibbonpoint said its the fuckwit kiddies and old codger joe who can't hold his liqour and decided to throw a bottle at some bloke that fucked that one up.

I'm all for justice to idiots that fuck up and their mothers should have got the coat hanger...but since when was it okay to punish everyone for others mistakes? What happened to accountablitiy?

The minute the nannies came in and made every workplace, public place and private place safe was when this country...this state and every neighbourhood went down the fuckin drain.

No-one rolls the forklifts at work anymore, so Fuckhead breeds with Mrs. Fuckhead and pops out 15 other Fuckheads, Fuckhead child 3 meets daughter 2 to Mr. & Mrs. Goontwat, breeds 3 Fucktwats and the cycle repeats.

Enforcing nanny rules killed off the natural weeding process, killed pubs, sports, even our hobby is circiling the toilet bowl.

I honestly feel sorry for my little bloke, the rate we're going all he'll know of pubs and glass stubbies will be through stories the old man here tells him. Of a time when not everything was covered in bubble wrap, made of plastic and coated with sugar.
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