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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have the words to describe the past few post... and I don't have the words to describe this either...

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html

Fucked up website wrote:
Wing Han Tsang (曾詠韓), the singer popularly known as Wing, has in a few short years achieved world-wide fame and a cult following that transcends borders and languages. When Wing sings, you cannot miss her sincerity and the pure joy she has for singing. With her unique voice and determined spirit, she has achieved what many singers can only dream of doing....

Getting started
Soon after emigrating to New Zealand from Hong Kong, Wing began singing for her own pleasure, and subsequently began entertaining patients at nursing homes and hospitals in and around the city of Auckland where she lives. She was encouraged by the response to her singing to consider making a recording, and with a grant received from Manukau City Council she released a very successful debut CD titled MUSICAL MEMORIES OF Les Miserables and The Phantom Of The Opera, featuring the title song from the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, along with a number of other popular songs.


What the fuck next? Biqua to release a CD?!?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dasher wrote:
What the fuck next? Biqua to release a CD?!?

Well, if you want me to, I'm sure my voice is just as good! And you
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninthnotch wrote:

Link

NSFW a/c rudies.


Fuck. I got this when I tried to have a look-see:

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by LazyTown Entertainment
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck that was quick... I would have watched no more than 2 hours ago... and sniggered creepily.

Biqua mate, go for it. I would no doubt rather listen to you than that shit I posted. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It'll be mirrored somewhere else soon.

Oddly enough one of Tam's friends has pointed out that the pink haired kid seemed to arouse some unwanted groinal feelings in her... Rodney Dangerfield
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not exactly weird shit, but it cracked me up...


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Link



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: Sing me beauty Reply with quote

I don't think he's been shown here yet. It's ZONTAR the deltic loving, booze loving, woman loving alien from the UK.


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(edit. Youtube are evil buggers in that they're putting the country initials in the code - which BBcode hates. Fixed. 'notch )
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Benny Hillifier,

Works with the Bullitt car chase and two monkeys fucking.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck You, Penguin
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you type "farting Belgian pig" into Youtube (as you do) this is what you get.

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I think we've got another RB mascot!
"fopje flauw mopje!"
"pfrrrt!"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually the Benny Hillifier works perfectly with the farting pig!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the spirit of the season here's

Santa vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That Bennyhillifier works a treat - actually makes Crazy Frog almost watchable.
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